🔪 Slash & Skate: The Ultimate Horror Rink-O-Rama 🔪
Lock the doors and lace up tight—the rink isn’t safe tonight. We’re bringing your worst nightmares to the hardwood for a high-speed, heart-pounding tribute to the legends of the slasher genre.
This isn’t your average public skate; it’s a survival session. Keep your eyes peeled and your wheels moving, because you never know who’s lurking in the center of the rink.
🎟️ Admission & Pricing:
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Admission: $15.00 (Save when you buy online $14.00)
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Skate Rental: $5.00
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Non-Skating Parents: $4.00
🤡 Meet the Welcoming Committee
We’ve invited a few “special guests” to make sure your night is truly… unforgettable:
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The Deadlights of Derry: Watch out for Pennywise lurking near the snack bar. He’s got red balloons for everyone, and down here? We all float.
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The Woodsboro Shadow: Ghostface is patrolling the floor. If the payphone rings, don’t answer it—just keep skating. What’s your favorite scary movie? You’re living it.
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The King of Nightmares: Don’t fall asleep on the turns, or Freddy Krueger might catch you. He’s traded the boiler room for the DJ booth, and he’s dying to meet you.
🩸 What to Expect (If You Dare)
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The “Blood-Red” Rink: We’re killing the house lights and bathing the floor in deep crimson and strobe effects.
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Slasher Soundtracks: From the iconic Halloween theme remixes to heavy industrial metal and 80s synth-horror, the beat will keep your heart racing.
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Final Girl/Guy Costume Contest: Dress as your favorite horror icon or the survivor who makes it to the end credits. Best costume wins a prize worth screaming for.